Wat een enthousiaste reacties lees ik hier allemaal zeg op je eerste job Lesly!Waw!
A ripe peach with an ugly bruise,
a pair of stinky tennis shoes,
a day-old ham-and-cheese on rye,
a swimsuit that I left to dry,
a pencil that glows in the dark,
some bubble gum found in the park,
a paper bag with cookie crumbs,
an old kazoo that barely hums,
a spelling test I almost failed,
a letter that I should have mailed,
and one more thing, I must confess,
a note from teacher: Clean This Mess!!!!
Don't bring camels in the classroom.
Don't bring scorpions to school.
Don't bring rhinos, rats, or reindeer.
Don't bring mice or moose or mule.
Pull your penguin off the playground.
Put your python in a tree.
Place your platypus wherever
you think platypi should be.
Lose your leopard and your lemur.
Leave your llama and your leech.
Take your tiger, toad, and toucan
anywhere but where they teach.
Send your wombat and your weasel
with your wasp and wolverine.
Hide your hedgehog and hyena
where you're sure they won't be seen.
Please get rid of your gorilla.
Please kick out your kangaroo.
No, the teacher didn't mean it
when she called the class a "zoo."
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Teacher Lesly
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My Bunny Lies Over My Doggy
(sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"
My pets were out practicing football.
My frog intercepted a pass.
My cat and my dog and my bunny
then tackled him flat on the grass.
My bunny lies over my doggy.
My doggie's on top of my cat.
My kitty is over my froggy,
and that's why my froggy is flat.
CHORUS
Green splat. Green splat.
Oh, that's why my froggy is flat, like that.
Green splat. Green splat.
Oh, that's why my froggy is flat.
My froggy's as flat as a pancake.
A paper-thin froggy's the worst.
He cannot eat flies now for dinner
except when I flatten them first.
CHORUS
If you see your pets playing football,
it's best if you bring them inside
or you may end up with a froggy
who's flattened and seven feet wide.
The Tiger and the Zebra
The tiger phoned the zebra
and invited him to dine.
He said "If you could join me
that would simply be devine."
The zebra said "I thank you,
but respectfully decline.
I heard you ate the antelope;
he was a friend of mine."
On hearing this the tiger cried
"I must admit it's true!
I also ate the buffalo,
the llama and the gnu.
And yes I ate the warthog,
the gazelle and kangaroo,
but I could never eat a creature
beautiful as you.
"You see I have a secret
I'm embarrassed to confide:
I look on you with envy
and a modicum of pride.
Of all the creatures ever known,"
the tiger gently sighed,
"It seems we are the only two
with such a stripy hide.
"Now seeing how we share this
strong resemblance of the skin,
I only can conclude that we are
just as close as kin.
This means you are my brother
and, though fearsome I have been,
I could not eat my brother,
that would surely be a sin."
The zebra thought, and then replied
"I'm certain you are right.
The stripy coats we both possess
are such a handsome sight!
My brother, will you let me
reconsider if I might?
My calendar is empty so
please let us dine tonight."
The tiger met the zebra in
his brand-new fancy car
and drove him to a restaurant
which wasn't very far.
And when they both were seated
at a table near the bar,
the zebra asked "What's on the grill?"
The tiger said "You are."
"But please, you cannot dine on me!"
the outraged zebra cried.
"To cook me up and eat me
is a thing I can't abide.
You asked me for your trust
and I unwarily complied.
You said you could not eat me
now you plan to have me fried?"
"And what about the envy
and the modicum of pride?
And what of us as brothers
since we share a stripy hide?"
"I'm sorry," said the tiger
and he smiled as he replied,
"but I love the taste of zebra
so, in other words, I lied."
(sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"
My pets were out practicing football.
My frog intercepted a pass.
My cat and my dog and my bunny
then tackled him flat on the grass.
My bunny lies over my doggy.
My doggie's on top of my cat.
My kitty is over my froggy,
and that's why my froggy is flat.
CHORUS
Green splat. Green splat.
Oh, that's why my froggy is flat, like that.
Green splat. Green splat.
Oh, that's why my froggy is flat.
My froggy's as flat as a pancake.
A paper-thin froggy's the worst.
He cannot eat flies now for dinner
except when I flatten them first.
CHORUS
If you see your pets playing football,
it's best if you bring them inside
or you may end up with a froggy
who's flattened and seven feet wide.
The Tiger and the Zebra
The tiger phoned the zebra
and invited him to dine.
He said "If you could join me
that would simply be devine."
The zebra said "I thank you,
but respectfully decline.
I heard you ate the antelope;
he was a friend of mine."
On hearing this the tiger cried
"I must admit it's true!
I also ate the buffalo,
the llama and the gnu.
And yes I ate the warthog,
the gazelle and kangaroo,
but I could never eat a creature
beautiful as you.
"You see I have a secret
I'm embarrassed to confide:
I look on you with envy
and a modicum of pride.
Of all the creatures ever known,"
the tiger gently sighed,
"It seems we are the only two
with such a stripy hide.
"Now seeing how we share this
strong resemblance of the skin,
I only can conclude that we are
just as close as kin.
This means you are my brother
and, though fearsome I have been,
I could not eat my brother,
that would surely be a sin."
The zebra thought, and then replied
"I'm certain you are right.
The stripy coats we both possess
are such a handsome sight!
My brother, will you let me
reconsider if I might?
My calendar is empty so
please let us dine tonight."
The tiger met the zebra in
his brand-new fancy car
and drove him to a restaurant
which wasn't very far.
And when they both were seated
at a table near the bar,
the zebra asked "What's on the grill?"
The tiger said "You are."
"But please, you cannot dine on me!"
the outraged zebra cried.
"To cook me up and eat me
is a thing I can't abide.
You asked me for your trust
and I unwarily complied.
You said you could not eat me
now you plan to have me fried?"
"And what about the envy
and the modicum of pride?
And what of us as brothers
since we share a stripy hide?"
"I'm sorry," said the tiger
and he smiled as he replied,
"but I love the taste of zebra
so, in other words, I lied."
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Jonas in zijn goal
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De échte goalmaker denk ik: "Cartouche"
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We wisten niet dat er een dichter in je verborgen zat, Peter!!
Jonas zijn reactie op je leuke prentje:
" Denkt die meneer dan dat ik zo dik ben?? "
Groetjes,
Lesly
Jonas zijn reactie op je leuke prentje:
" Denkt die meneer dan dat ik zo dik ben?? "
Groetjes,
Lesly
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Jonas, inderdaad niet zo tactisch van mij. Het is eerder dat dat manneke in zo'n kleine goal zit. Mocht je altijd zo'n wedstrijden moeten spelen als op 13/05 en je steeds in de goal zou moeten staan,ja.. dan zou je misschien wel eens wat kunnen zwaarder worden want je zou niet veel meer moeten bewegen.
Nee nee,.. ik heb al op de foto's gezien dat je een heel sportieve jongen bent.
Al gehoord wie er landskampioen is in België? Inderdaad,.... Club Brugge en als bijna buurgemeente zijn wij daar uiteraard wel heel fier op. En..gewonnen tegen Anderlecht dan nog wel. Superspannend was het.
Lesly, de gedichtjes zijn kindergedichtjes, uiteraard niet uit mijn brein ontsproten. Bij het eerste de titel vergeten te plakken ' Wat ik in mijn schoollade vond'
Jonas, dit is een veel betere
Leer Cartouche maar dribbelen zoals op dat figuurtje, dan kan zij in de goal staan
Nee nee,.. ik heb al op de foto's gezien dat je een heel sportieve jongen bent.
Al gehoord wie er landskampioen is in België? Inderdaad,.... Club Brugge en als bijna buurgemeente zijn wij daar uiteraard wel heel fier op. En..gewonnen tegen Anderlecht dan nog wel. Superspannend was het.
Lesly, de gedichtjes zijn kindergedichtjes, uiteraard niet uit mijn brein ontsproten. Bij het eerste de titel vergeten te plakken ' Wat ik in mijn schoollade vond'
Jonas, dit is een veel betere
Leer Cartouche maar dribbelen zoals op dat figuurtje, dan kan zij in de goal staan